boat names - Page 2

Geekie1 · #1 08-02-2006, 11:10 AM

I discovered a name painted on the transom of my V20 that had been painted over. You can only see it only in a certain light. I don't like the name and won't mention it until the ritual and I then completely sand away every trace.

I certainly will go through the ritual of espunging the name from the gods ledger and then endemnify the new name with the proper incantations.

I'm not a big fan of champagne, but in order to not offend the gods, I will use it ritually and back it up with Yuengling Lager. Also, I intend having some steamed crabs to go along with the beer, and ceremonally cast their shells into the sea, and on land in the nearest garbage can. In my opinion, my crew and the gods will more completely appreciate the ritual by partaking of champagne, beer and crabs! The food and beer additions should also appease the nordic god "Oden", of whom I am decended, and protect my V20 while on the trailer!!!

parishht · #2 08-02-2006, 04:04 PM

Does ODEN beat THOR or THOR beat ODEN???

If we consider THOR too, then we have to bring St. Elmo's fire into play.

macojoe · #3 08-02-2006, 04:33 PM

"NOTA PROBLEM"

Perfidiajoe · #4 08-02-2006, 06:06 PM

You could always call it "Work" or "The Office" so if anyone asks, you're going to the office or to work.

msbhammer · #5 08-02-2006, 09:06 PM

I like the name that Mulv has. HALF-HERS ;D

Hammerhead · #6 08-02-2006, 11:27 PM

Back in the 70s while living in Key West...(yeah, I know Jimmy from when he sang for change at mallory square )...I had a 19' bonefisher with a black max. Named it "Wetter's Better".
My other boat,,,16' Bonita/90yammi is named "Fly".

Geekie1 · #7 08-03-2006, 12:57 PM

parishht,

Stay away from Thor!! Thor is really thor at everybody because Oden kicked his axx the last time they fought! The argument started when they couldn't agree which trailered boat to strike with lightning!!!

Sincerely,

Oden's relative

parishht · #8 08-03-2006, 01:23 PM

But St. Elmo collects static electricity around the mast and makes it glow.
Sounds like a defuser for Thor!?!?!

Franco · #9 08-03-2006, 07:22 PM

IF YOU KING FISH YOU COULD BE " LYIN' KING"

#10 08-03-2006, 09:28 PM

yeah franco. and i could film them putting the graphics on and my son could make me watch it over and over and over...