Tatoo

[Skools Out]

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y.


Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis.


"Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"


"No way, mon, I work for the Tourist Board. Mine reads, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day'."

[CapnBill]

Brings to mind an old school joke ....


Three of those guys from Jamaca sanding in a link at a troff urinal....

first guy starts peeing and says '... ugh the water is cold!"

the second says ".. yeah, and it's deep...."

and the third one says ".. ah yep and it's got gravel on the bottom too !"


- CBill