Choosing the right boat

[spareparts]

around here, the decisions are based on, 1. will it impress my neighbors?, 2 does it have a dark color hull side? 3. does it have tan interior? 4 does it have blue tooth electronics that I will never be able to operate without a teenager on board? 5 its got to have at least three motors on the back. And 6, how low can we get the payments if I finance it for 100 years?