i may be a bit premature but.....

[scook]

You got me there Mawshj,

The last kid I used, actually an intelligent (book smart) young guy, managed to knock a chunk off the corner of a concrete step and break the crankshaft in my mower in one stroke. However, I have found that there are quite a few guys in our immigrant population who actually know how to work and aren’t afraid to do it - I’d think Florida should have enough of those really good guys to keep Charlie’s lawn mowed.

I’ll grant you that our native born suburban (and probably urban) kids tend to be a pretty useless bunch when it comes to doing anything involving physical skill or breaking a sweat.