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Anyone know how many bandaids it takes..
To change the radiator on a Tahoe?
Answer: 3 with a remainder of thumb. Id also like to find the guy that was in charge of radiator clamp R&D and drop kick him in the penis. I wasn't there but I am pretty sure the conversation went something like this: R&D-worker- "we still have to stamp out some kind of clamps for the radiator hoses" Manager-"ok, what do we have left" Worker-"got some spring steel scraps from the suspension department" Manager "yes, lets use that" Worker-"shouldn't we mill it down some?" Manager- "naw, use full thickness" Worker- "What range are we shooting for on this?" Manager- 3/8" to 6" should do nicely" Worker-"10-4, Im on it"
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I'm pretty sure that guy used to work for Land Rover before going to work for GM. I swear the hose clamps on my Rover were once used by the British Army during WWII. Built to withstand enemy shellfire at close range. Nothing (I repeat, NOTHING) will unlock them except the special tool they sell for half the gold in Fort Knox.
Hope your thumb heals fast....
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