Little Johnny strikes again.

[THEFERMANATOR]

And one about Little Johnny and his train set:

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to little Johnnie playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and Johnnie saying, "All of you sons of *****es who want off, get the hell off now. Cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of *****es, who are getting on, get your asses in the train...because we’re going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in and told Johnnie,
"We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train. But I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, little Johnnie came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard Johnnie say... "All passengers please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

She heard her little darling continue..."For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, little Johnnie said,

"For those Moth3r Fu%#$rs who are pissed off about the

TWO HOUR delay, go see the ***** in the kitchen...."