Anybody see Phelps GF?

[Blue_Runner]

Ron, I didn't even see those boots.

[macojoe]

Hey Ron I have been telling my son that for years!! The problem is he listened!!

[RonL]

Originally Posted by Blue_Runner

Ron, I didn't even see those boots.

I looked back at the first post, think the problem might have been....one eye closed and having a hard time getting the camera in focus ?

[Blue_Runner]

Man, you are my twin brother....where'd you get that beer?

Ok, time for more of Mikie's ol' lady......

[RonL]

Originally Posted by Blue_Runner

Man, you are my twin brother....where'd you get that beer?

Ok, time for more of Mikie's ol' lady......

That would make you almost 70 years old ? beer ? any kind anywhere.

[Destroyer]

Originally Posted by RonL

This one pulled me out of lurking status
The first thing that should be taken off her body is those GOD AWFUL boots.

Let me remind ya'll....."if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, you got to marry an ugly wife"

RonL

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife;
So from my personal point of view, get an ugly woman to marry you".

That may be true, but what if I just want her as a girlfriend?

[RonL]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife;
So from my personal point of view, get an ugly woman to marry you".

That may be true, but what if I just want her as a girlfriend?

I'm too timid and shy to sing the whole song here

Girlfriends are good, but pale in comparison to a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid. (I'm referring to myself here)

[THEFERMANATOR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ZJiBHh-Yw

[Destroyer]

Originally Posted by RonL

I'm too timid and shy to sing the whole song here

Girlfriends are good, but pale in comparison to a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid. (I'm referring to myself here)

Don't be, we're not longhairs here.
And yes, I agree that a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid is a rare catch indeed.



I have a theory about the song BTW. I don't believe that an ugly woman or a petty woman is the right chioce. There are more "average" women around and that's the one that you should try for. They know how to cook, so you're not always making reservations, and you're not afraid to take them out in public without a bag over their head. (And since I'm just an average man, it's a perfect match. My average wife and I have been together for over 30 years now).

[RonL]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

Don't be, we're not longhairs here.
And yes, I agree that a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid is a rare catch indeed.



I have a theory about the song BTW. I don't believe that an ugly woman or a petty woman is the right chioce. There are more "average" women around and that's the one that you should try for. They know how to cook, so you're not always making reservations, and you're not afraid to take them out in public without a bag over their head. (And since I'm just an average man, it's a perfect match. My average wife and I have been together for over 30 years now).

Your ahead of me by 5 years, but only because my first marriage was a short 20 years and 1 week.