elderly lady's husband passed away and she was making arrangments with the funeral director. he asked if she would like to write the obituary. she composed a very lengthy and flowing account of her husband's life and gave it to the funeral director. he looked it over and told her that would be $275.00. she was shocked by the price and asked why so much. he explained that they charged by the word and she could re-write it if she wanted to. the next one said "Bill is dead" he then explained they had a 6 word minumum, she thought a minute and wrote "Bill is dead, truck for sale"
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02-11-2012, 09:35 PM
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