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the other side of the stories
Two Women were chatting in the office.
I had sex last night, did you? Yes. Was it good? No, it was a disaster... My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours? Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale! At the same time, their husbands were talking at work. You wanted sex last night, how was it? Great.. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, screwed my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you? It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light ****ing candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't come for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another ****ing hour.
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Sorry to say that I no longer have a 1984 V20 :( 
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10-18-2011, 08:55 AM
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It's true...they really have no idea how men think.
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10-18-2011, 09:15 AM
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Men think in one level at a time. sex = sex
Women think in several levels at the same time. Sex = sex, do the dishes, make the lunches for the kids for the morning, put a load in the laundry, set the dishwasher, who will win dancing with the stars, how could Justin leave her, take out the garbage, what will I wear to work tomorrow, where did I put my purse, should I wear the brown shoes or the red ones, what is my friend wearing to work tomorrow, should we go on vacation to the mountains or the shore, how long is this going to take, the ceiling needs a painting. 
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God)  Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless.
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