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Red Neck Pick Up Lines
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2)You don't sweat much for a fat girl... 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away 8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock 9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room 10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner 11) If yer gonna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon 12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up!
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'74 V-20/ BF 150 '95 V-21/ BF 150 '84 V-20/ 200 2.4 Merc '87 V-20/'18 F150 Yamaha 
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06-24-2011, 11:36 PM
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You remind me of my pinky toe...
....Cause I'm gonna bang you on my coffee table later tonight!
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1985 Wellcraft V-20, Evinrude ETEC 150: SOLD 1979 Marine Trader 44, twin Ford Lehman 120s 2006 Panga 14, Tohatsu 20
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06-27-2011, 02:11 PM
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Match made in heaven.
Darlin, if you woudn't mind to spit out your snuff I'd like to borrow yer teeth to eat this here corn on the cob..
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06-28-2011, 06:46 PM
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And who can forget the old favorite tune; Keep Your Tongue In Your Mouth, Cuz I'm Kissin' You Goodbye...
 C'mere, Baby!!... 
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'74 V-20/ BF 150 '95 V-21/ BF 150 '84 V-20/ 200 2.4 Merc '87 V-20/'18 F150 Yamaha
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06-29-2011, 05:33 PM
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Now that is my kind of woman, Krinkly..And With tuckers. Shes from Brandon..
 Flori Duh.
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06-29-2011, 05:42 PM
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I am gonna set this pic as my desktop background. Maybe then everybody will leave my computer alone.
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1983 V-20 capsized. . . . in the garage.
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