Why men shouldn't write advice colums

[CaptJ]

Always more fun to add someone we know into a joke...

Why men shouldn't write advice columns


Dear Ferm,
>
> I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work leaving my
> husband in the house watching TV.
>
> My car started stalling and then it broke down about a mile down the
> road and I had to walk back to get my husband's help.
> When I got home, I couldn't believe my eyes.
> He was in our bedroom withthe neighbour's daughter!
>
> I am 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbour's daughter is 19.
> We have been married for ten years.
> When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
> having an affair for the past six months.
> He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I am a wreck and need advice
> urgently.
> Can you please help ?
> Sincerely,
> Sheila
>
>
> Dear Sheila:
>
> A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
> variety of faults with the engine.
>
> Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.
> If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and
> also
> check all grounding wires.
> If none of these approaches solves theproblem,
> it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty,
> causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
>
> I hope this helps,
>
> Ferm.
>

[THEFERMANATOR]

I would have been much worse, I would have told her she needed to join in with the 19 year old.

[lumberslinger178]

great

[nipper]

Very funny stuff, and I like it that you personalized it to our resident expert of all things internal combustion, Ferm.

[RWilson2526]

very funny!

[reelapeelin]

That's a HOOT, Cap!!...keep 'em comin'!!...