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> The Best Smart A__ Answers of 2008 !!
>
> SMART A__ ANSWER #6
>
> It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you
> like dinner?' the
> flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are
> my choices?' John
> asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied.
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>
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> SMART A__ ANSWER #5
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> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate
> to check tickets.
> As a man approached, she extended her hand for the
> ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a
> beat, she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.'
>
>
>
> SMART A__ ANSWER #4
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> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the
> grocery store but
> she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She
> asked a stock boy, ' Do
> these turkeys get any bigger?' The stock boy replied,
> 'No ma'am, they're
> dead.'
>
>
>
> SMART A__ ANSWER #3
>
> The police officer got out of his car as the kid who
> was
> stopped for
> speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for
> you all day,' the
> officer said. The kid replied, Yeah, well I got here as
> fast as I could.'
> When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid
> on his way without a
> ticket.
>
>
> SMART A__ ANSWER #2
>
> A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and
> noticed a sign that
> read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge
> is right in front of
> him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed
> up for miles.
> Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his
> car and walks to the
> truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got
> stuck, huh?' The
> truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge
> and
> I ran out of gas.'
>
>
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> SMART A__ ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2008 !!
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> A BONUS EXTRA
>
> A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.
> She is not happy
> with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
> horrible; I look old,
> fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
> compliment.'
> The husband
> replied, 'Your eyesight's good.'
>