ole

[reelapeelin]

Ole is walking home late at night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows.
."Twenty dollars" she whispers, He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the
heck, it's only twenty bucks.

So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them - - it's a police officer. "What's going on here people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making luff to my vife." Ole answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Vell," says Ole. "I didn't neder, 'till you shine that damn light in her face."