Its Official

[Franco]

You know I couldn't leave out ol' Barney out of that montage Brother Willy. You better at catching crooks or fish?

[chumbucket]

Originally Posted by willy

LMAO

Thats some good company to be in brother, some would say I am more in tune with the guy in the bottom middle. That gun I got has no bullets!!

Gotta keep at least one in your top shirt pocket willy.
Best of luck to ya brother.

[C YENSEN]

congrats willy.....hope you enjoy it....

[willy]

thanks guys, let you know how it goes, first full day on the job will be monday. four days on three off so not too bad.
and Franco, better catching crooks than fish, much to my chagrin

[chumbucket]

Here's a few lines for ya willy. I'm sure you've used one or tow of these in the past.

These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers.
The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:

16 'You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.'

15 'Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.'

14 'If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.'

13 'If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.'

12 'Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.'

11 'You don't kn ow how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?'

10 'Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?'

9 'Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket. '

8 'The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or n ot. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?'

7 'Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.'

6 'Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.'

5 'In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.'

4 'How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?'

3 'No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can.

2 I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail.'

AND THE WINNER IS....

1 'You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.'

[Stinky_Hooker]

YOU GO WILLY!!! Congrats brother!!!!



hey do you think you could arrest the Ol lady and frisk her while I watch????

[willy]

Couldn't do it Stink, she'd have me mezmerized.

[reelapeelin]

Originally Posted by willy

LMAO

Thats some good company to be in brother, some would say I am more in tune with the guy in the bottom middle. That gun I got has no bullets!!

Well I ain't gonna TEST it!!...

[randlemanboater]

Willy, welcome back......how'd it go?


Franco, you are golden!

[willy]

Well after first week already got the first controversy, when they hired me they had to get an opinion for me concerning me being in this position and it not interfering with me being in a law enforcement pension position and already collecting one. Supposedly they were told I was good to go.
Now they have found out that it is a pension eligible position and therefore I may have a problem.
So they are trying to work it out with the state division of pensions, they may have to change my job title or some other alternative, so I gave them two weeks to figure it out, don't want it to interfere with my pension.
So Franco hold that spot in the boat, if these idiots cant get it together I may be on another job search/vacation period.
The job itself is fine, guys I am working with are cool so I hope it works out