Why I'm voting Democrat

[Blue_Runner]

I'm voting republican because...

.....I want to have thousands of troops stationed in every foreign country in the middle east for the next 2000 years or until WWIII, or until we lose more soldiers and kill more innocent civilians than we did in Vietnam, whichever comes first.

.....I love gasoline and the thought a motor that runs on anything else is nonsense and impossible!

.....I believe we can get the same job done a lot cheaper by sending them overseas.

.....Obama is a terrorist and likely the anti-Christ sent here by the devil to destroy the world.

.....George Bush is my hero and anybody who thinks like him deserves to be president.

.....I'm rich and those worthless middle class punks should be paying my share because I've worked my tail off to evade taxes all these years.