tired of junk mail??? and telemarketers???

[TunaHead]

I love telemarketers. They always ask for my wife but mispronounce her name. Sometimes I make a deal with them. I'll let them talk to her if they can tell me the speed of light. I've been doing this for 2 years and nobody has known it yet. (~186,000 miles per second)

Other times I'll just pretend to be a little touched in the head. (The wife says that's not much of a stretch for me...)