joke of the day

[THEFERMANATOR]

Li'l Johnny is now 12 years old--he goes to the local cat house dragging behind him on a string a huge dead flattened bullfrog.He tells the madam he wants Amber.She says no,Amber has a disease.Johnny says I know,I want Amber,I have money.So,after an hour,Johnny comes out and the madam asks him why you wanted Amber over my ''clean'' girls and what's up with the frog gig.Johnny says like this--Well,my parents are out to dinner,they have a baby-sitter over watching me and my sister.Now,being the cute kid I am,when I get home,the babysitter is going to have her way with me and that disease that I just got from Amber--well now she's going to get it.Then when my Dad and Mom come home,my Dad will drive her home and he'll have sex with her and she'll give my Dad the disease.Now when my parents go to sleep,they'll have sex and my Dad will give my Mom the disease.Then tomorrow, when my Dad goes to work,the milkman will come over and have sex with my Mom and he's the bastard who ran over my frog.