joke of the day

[THEFERMANATOR]

I have to follow that with another rooster joke.

A farmer raising chickens couldn't get his eggs to hatch. It was determined that the rooster was not getting the job done, so the farmer went to town and got another. As soon as he got home, the rooster went to work and in a short time, and managed to screw all the hens. Within a few days, all the hens were exhausted by the rooster. The farmer told his rooster he had better ease up, or he would screw himself to death. The rooster continued his ways, and within a few days, had all the ducks, geese, hogs, cattle, and every other farm animal exhausted. Again, the farmer warned him that he was going to screw himself to death. The next morning, the farmer went out to find the rooster laying motionless on the ground, buzzards circling overhead. He muttered, I told you to lay off or you would screw yourself to death. The rooster opened one eye, and whispered "quiet, I think they are about to land."