Live from Cape Cod Hospital!!

[THEFERMANATOR]

I had a red letter in the front of my charts for the nurses, it read HOSTILE PATIENT. But it wasn't a good thing when I was in the hospital. I had been in a car wreck that was bad enough the E.R. doctors told me to say goodbye to my family, it would be my last chance. But here I am today, still as grumpy as ever.
I feel your pain with the nurses too. The last time I was in was to have the rods in my left femur replaced(they broke in half at 11 months out). The nurses came in and were supporting my hip and trying to pull it outward, I got hostile needless to say. The head nurse came in and got nasty with me saying this is what had to be done for somebody who had just had a hip replacement. I got COMPLETELY PISSED and told them I didn't have a hip replacement, but that I had a hardware replacement. We argued, and then she actually read my chart. Then I asked for pain meds because the MORPHINE wasn't working. I had the bracelet on clearly saying I was allergic to VICODIN, so what do you think she brought me >:(. Before it was said and done they wouldn't even walk past my room.

So look on the bright side, it could always be worse. And you don't want to hear about my catheter story :o.