Things to know when visiting Carolina

[garagenc]

To all "Carolina boys"

Send this to all the foreigner's (other states) who is comin to visit!!
1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.

2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in the carolina's.

3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in the carolina's.

4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bitecha.

5) "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.

6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.

7) "Jaw-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"

8) "Fixinto" is one word.

9) There is no such thing as lunch.

There is only dinner and then there is supper..


10) Iced tea is appropriate for all meals,

and you start drinking it when you're two.

We do like a little tea with our sugar.

11) Backwards and forwards means, "I know everythin' about you."

12) The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"

13) You don't have to wear a watch, ecause it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

14) You measure distance in minutes.

15) You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.

16) You know what a "Dawg" is.

17) You carry jumper cables in your car -

for your own car.

18) You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete , Tabasco and ketchup.

19) The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football.

20) You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

21) You find 100 degrees "a bit warm."

22) You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

23) You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good hog killin' weather.

24) Fried catfish is the other white meat.

25) We don't need no dang Driver's Ed..

If our mama says we can drive, we can drive,

dag-nabbit.

26) You understand these jokes and forward them to your Carolina's friends and those who just wish they were from the Carolina's!!!!!

[Blue_Runner]

Very good! About sums it up....dawg!

[Pipe_Dream]

Number 1: Add armardillers to that.

And yeah, we got some spiders and snakes, y'all.

[Stinky_Hooker]

Thats Bama too....the whole south IMO.

[Blu_Lunch]

That was good.............

[turbinedoctor]

Being a tar heel I can tell you that you left out one very important food ingredent, Vingar.

1) can't cook a hog without it.
2) can't eat cucumbers without it.
3) can't eat black eye peas without it.
4) it is a must on collards.
5) a jar of vinegar stuffed with cyanne peppers is required on every table in restraunts.

Turbo

[phatdaddy]

i picked up a jug of vinegar at the store the other day and noticed it had an expiration date....... i thought vinegar was what you put stuff in to keep them from going bad.

[cfelton]

You nailed it Lee!!!

[bcmarinamanager]

It's all funny but exactly right.

[bradford]

Originally Posted by phatdaddy

i picked up a jug of vinegar at the store the other day and noticed it had an expiration date....... i thought vinegar was what you put stuff in to keep them from going bad.

He means pepper vineagar. Like Texas Pete.