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[Stinky_Hooker]

Originally Posted by Airslot

*I'll have to try that one out next time I blow through Lewis.

Airslot

That sounded kinda Brokeback mountain"ish" :o

[Airslot]

Stink, thats funny but, Hammer lives just North of Brokeback Beach, and thats the real truth. Fess up Hammer. Bet your lucky you don't patrol down there ;D

Airslot

[willy]

Turbine I would recommend you use that line on this forum only, just a thought.
I once in my formitive years, had a friend who pulled a line on a local cop and our duty officer had to drive for six hours to get him out of the county lock up. The duty officers name was Lt. Skains from Louisiana and he did not like taking that trip :(
He got stopped for speeding in a small town in western PA. and the officer asked him what was in the cooler in the back seat after he smelled bear on his breath, he told him it was holy water!!
When the cop handcuffed him and pulled the cooler out and saw it had about a case of beer, my friend said Holy Sh!t it's a miracle!!
Trust me, if I had stopped you I probably would get a chuckel out of it as long as your wife was cute and you seemed OK, but most guys would have you dancing the chicken in the street real quick ;)

[turbinedoctor]

Willey: I have done the chicken dance before and not very well may i add. But what does the chicken dance and cops have in common.

Any way if that dance will get me out of trouble I'll start praticing now.

Is it also true that the safest place in town is the coffee shop. Done some research around here and not one in the past 30 years has been robbed, mean while crime grows rapid else where. Hope you LOL ;D

[LESTERUS]

HEY WILLY:

MY MOTHER ALWAYS TOLD ME: WHEN A MAN WITHOUT
A BADGE MEETS WITH THE MAN WITH A BADGE, THE SMALLER MAN WITHOUT IT NEEDS THE BIGGER TOILET.

IN OTHER WORDS, WHEN I GET STOPPED BY ANY POLICE OFFICER, IS "YES SIR, NO SIR" ALL THE WAY, AND WHEN THEY ASK YOU: "DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M STOPPING YOU?" YOU SAY: "NO SIR, BUT I'M SURE YOU'LL LET ME KNOW IN A HEART BIT"

LESTERUS

[msbhammer]

Thats a good one Turbo ;D ;D ;D ;D.
Airslot, I went ahead and prewrote a tickets for ya brother. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[LESTERUS]

HEY TURBINE: IF YOUR GOING TO BEACH THAT BOAT, YOU BETTER PUT A KEEL PROTECTOR ON IT. CHECK OVERTON'S THEY SELL IT.

LESTERUS

if you ever get pulled over and ur not sure why, the worst thing you can say is "what seems to be the problem officer". i asked that question tice and both times ended up eating asphalt! not realy sure why. now i just keep both hands on the wheel and speak only when spoken to. in gulfport anyway. out of that jurisdiction its usualy, "hey bud, hows it going? was i speeding?" and usualy go about my buisness with a warning. most cops just wanna know they are gonna make it home to thier families. show a little respect and things go smoothly. 'cept GPD. they eat thier young.

[turbinedoctor]

Thanks Les, I'll look into that.