Rectum Stretcher

[frayed_knot]

Originally Posted by randlemanboater

At leat twice a day I see a car comming and say "HOLY CRAP, that one is flying", then as I watch it more, I see that its just a red vehicle. *It may be going 10 over but it looks 20 over at first glance. *Red adds 10 mph to the first percieved speed, I swear.

Luckily I am a highly trained professional and recognize such.

Actually, let me rephrase that, a yellow Mustang looks like it is going 55 sitting still, at least mine did. Besides that, it is a bright color that yells "Hey, look at me!" I gotta be the center of attention ;D