Im starting to get an idea....

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-AP- *Alabama man nearly saws himself in half while riding 350' zipline. *In an apparent attempt to build his own zipline, 29 year old "Stinky" suddenly got his pink thong tangled in the 5/8 galv cable zipline while trying to take pictures for a guy named only as, Msbhammer. *The resulting 350ft ride left the Alabama native and avid hunter and fisherman with lacerations and multiple cable strands embedded in the most feared area. *" Next thing I knew I was upside down flying through the air by my underwear".