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Things a southern boy wont say
TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER
HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only eighteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog. 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians. 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big. 11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE. 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 09. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 08. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 07. Checkmate 06. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 05. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 04. I don't have a favorite college team. 03. You Guys. 02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!
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10-20-2006, 08:34 PM
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Things a southern boy wont say
TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER
HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: 30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only eighteen. 29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex. 28. Duct tape won't fix that. 27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. 26. We don't keep firearms in this house. 25. You can't feed that to the dog. 24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe. 23. Wrestling is fake. 22. We're vegetarians. 21. Do you think my gut is too big? 20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy. 19. Honey, we don't need another dog. 18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War? 17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds. 16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor. 15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today. 14. Trim the fat off that steak. 13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso. 12. The tires on that truck are too big. 11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE. 10. Unsweetened tea tastes better. 09. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's. 08. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl. 07. Checkmate 06. She's too young to be wearing a bikini. 05. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen. 04. I don't have a favorite college team. 03. You Guys. 02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae. AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY: Nope, no more for me. I'm driving!
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1984 V-20 Center Console 1985 90 hp Merc. American by birth, Southern by the grace of GOD. Never let your hobby become a job but rather let you job become your hobby. http://www.wellcraftv20.com/gallery/turbine_doc_84_cc
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10-25-2006, 07:41 PM
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Re: Things a southern boy wont say
nope never said a one
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10-25-2006, 07:41 PM
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Re: Things a southern boy wont say
nope never said a one
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01-09-2007, 11:20 AM
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Re: Things a southern boy wont say
HAMMER, you had to know he has been lurking,
and I'll bet some of the other newbies are friends of his. Did you ever notice on the list of people signed in, there is almost always a guest.
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01-09-2007, 11:20 AM
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Re: Things a southern boy wont say
HAMMER, you had to know he has been lurking,
and I'll bet some of the other newbies are friends of his. Did you ever notice on the list of people signed in, there is almost always a guest.
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