If your boat could talk.......

[reelapeelin]

"We need to get out more..."

[jasoncooperpcola]

Not too sure what a boat with osteoporosis and chicken pox along with having its guts scattered through the yard would say except "help me"

[fishingwithblue]

"please ask santa for some trim tabs and stop beating the crap out of me!"

or

"tell your mother in law to stop farting on my YETI's"

[RidgeRunner]

"Hey Copernicus, stop beating on me. I'm not a teenager anymore, and for the record, neither are you."

AND

"I was so embarassed the other day when you introduced me to that, Velocity."

AND

"Do you think this top makes my a$$ look too big?"

[phatdaddy]

"Have you seen Lumberslingers boat? why can't you treat me like he does? my mother was right, i should have been bought by a doctor."

[macojoe]

Not again!! I have not healed from the last beating he gave me!!

[Mulv80]

"I love you too man" - Aquasport 215 DC