If your boat could talk.......
 

Thinking mine would say " thanks "......because here's how it exists......

1. Washed after every salt water use, dries on the trailer, then tarp covered with bungie cords so air still gets in.....

2. Waxed, probably 4X per year

3. Winter - motor winterized, all storage containers removed fron the cuddy ( I use plastic tubs with lids ), access hatches all opened to air out the hull. Covered with tarp, kids plastic ball under top to help avoid snow build up.......and ........... small electric heater kept in the boat in case of big snowstorm to help melt the snow before it can weigh down the tarp.

There's a chance I take better care of it than I do my wife ? Could that be ? Hummmm....
Maybe I'll ask her.....or not

Better not ask yer wife that Bennett...lol. Here is what mine would say:

"When we going fishin' boss? Been a while and I'm ready to stretch my wings."

"Why do you always have to shat in me while sitting on a bucket"

" stop carving fish and finish me you jerk!!!!"

Mine would ask whatever happened to the blonde I took off shore, the one that was willing to do ANYTHING for good luck.

Funny thing is that we had a double hook-up of mahi in the process.:party:

mine would say "finish me" so you can be sure 2 people fit in the cabin for a fun time together...

"We need to get out more..."

Not too sure what a boat with osteoporosis and chicken pox along with having its guts scattered through the yard would say except "help me"

"please ask santa for some trim tabs and stop beating the crap out of me!"

or

"tell your mother in law to stop farting on my YETI's":you:

"Hey Copernicus, stop beating on me. I'm not a teenager anymore, and for the record, neither are you.":butt:

AND

"I was so embarassed the other day when you introduced me to that, Velocity.":drool:

AND

"Do you think this top makes my a$$ look too big?" :oh: