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SDC. If the gunnels were a pencil thin, I'd be in trouble.


Fishin with a fat man.

400 lb fisherman named Norm goes to take a leak off the front of my flats boat. He was having a hard time getting his balance while trying to get his pants down.

I asked "When is the last time you saw your penis?"

He said he couldn't remember.

I said "Ever thought about diet?"

He turns to me with dick in hand and asks "Dye it? Why what color is it now?"

Case in point, some things are better left unsaid and unseen..
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