!$#%$** oil filter

[RidgeRunner]

I can't think of anything you haven't tried. I purchased the giant Channel Locks from Sears for just such an occasion but that was for my truck with good access. Try tapping on the filter housing with a hammer, curse a lot, have a sip or two of the beverage of your liking and then use the big channel locks, repeat as necessary. You can get it, hang in there.