Don't just have a pig cooking. First go get a live big and invite over 20 or 30 rednecks with big trucks and rebel flags flying. Then get a bat and kill the pig your self in the front yard as all the red necks yell "Yee Ha get that pig". Then string the pig up in the front yard and cut it open but you have to really sell the fact that you and your guess are getting a kick out of what your doing. Then cook the pig out front and then invite a few police to stop by while on their shift for some free BBQ to thank them for all their hard work.
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06-04-2009, 12:48 PM
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