April fools jokes?

[Stinky_Hooker]

Actually I backed out. Poor girl came home early from school from flu-like symptons and stressed and crying.

I took them out before she got in the shower.


Maybe next year. Epic FAIL on my part, too bad I have a heart.


Next year I might throw some taters and carrots in their and eat dinner

[tsubaki]

I'm actually glad you did back out.
Couldn't handle you being in the hospital.....again!!

[THEFERMANATOR]

I read on another forum where a guy called up his dad at 1:30 in the morning and said he was in the lock-up and needed bailing out. He said it didn't go over too well.

And here's another one from one of my other forums.

Originally Posted by Dmax15

I wired a horn from an old ranger in the trunk of my buddies old Corsica, wired it to the brake lights. Every time he hit the brakes the horn in the trunk went off, he couldn't seem to find where it was so he drove with it like that all day till he found it about an hour ago. There was a group of about 15 of us watching him leave, he knows nothing about vehicles so he had no idea what was going on, he was saying he thought his bakes were squealing really bad. I guess he had to put it in park at stoplights just so the horn would go off.