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April fools jokes?

Anyone doing anything?

Ive installed several beef bullion cubes in the shower head for when the Mrs. gets home this afternoon. :clap:

are you kidding? that is a great one......:clap:

I got the wife good last year...taking this year off.

Nope, I aint kidding. Which reminds me, if yall dont see me for a little while someone come to south Alabama and untie me.

Stinky, that is genius man!

Here is one I did this morning.....

Stinky, that might go over like a turd in a punch bowl....but FUNNY though!

I sent this one to my dad and my wife....Chad is one of my best friends and his girlfriend just moved in with him...he he he he. It was a real article in the local paper but I changed the names to make it sound as if Chad hit his girlfriend with the bottle. :you:

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Cory called me this morning and told me Chad and Lisa got into it last night and that something happened but didn't know exactly what.

I've been trying to call Chad all morning to find what happened but no answer...if I hear from him I will let you know. I hope Lisa is doing ok.

This is the story as it appears on today's edition of www.the-dispatch.com.

Man charged with hitting girlfriend with beer bottle

Published: Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:50 p.m.

A Lexington man is charged with assault with a deadly weapon after Lexington Police report he knocked a woman out by hitting her with a beer bottle.

According to a police report, Chad ****, 35, of 315 (Chad's address)Road, was charged Tuesday with his live-in girlfriend on the head with a beer bottle, causing lacerations and unconsciousness.

**** (Chad's last name) was given a $10,000 secured bond and will appear in court May 20.

Pretty good BR....what happened?

and Stinky....how did the bullion bath go?

Wife and dad said they weren't fooled although my dad did go to the dispatch and manage to find the story I copied. I was pretty impressed with the old man's interenet prowess :clap:

My sister got me yesterday evening. I was outside letting the dog poop and she calls me up semi-frantic saying she can't get in touch with anybody else and she's got a flat tire. I asked where she is and she says she's at Big Lots parking lot with her daughter and that I need to come and change the tire for her. I said I'd be there in a minute and she let me off the hook. Good one sis. :bat::zip:

Actually I backed out. Poor girl came home early from school from flu-like symptons and stressed and crying. :sad:

I took them out before she got in the shower.

Maybe next year. Epic FAIL on my part, too bad I have a heart.

Next year I might throw some taters and carrots in their and eat dinner :love:

I'm actually glad you did back out.
Couldn't handle you being in the hospital.....again!!

I read on another forum where a guy called up his dad at 1:30 in the morning and said he was in the lock-up and needed bailing out. He said it didn't go over too well.

And here's another one from one of my other forums.

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Originally Posted by Dmax15 (Post 190918)

I wired a horn from an old ranger in the trunk of my buddies old Corsica, wired it to the brake lights. Every time he hit the brakes the horn in the trunk went off, he couldn't seem to find where it was so he drove with it like that all day till he found it about an hour ago. There was a group of about 15 of us watching him leave, he knows nothing about vehicles so he had no idea what was going on, he was saying he thought his bakes were squealing really bad. I guess he had to put it in park at stoplights just so the horn would go off.