Beer Theory

[reelapeelin]

Originally Posted by willy

I dont believe in any of that crap, how bout you CB?

Well ya ought to...yer livin' proof of the W.C. Fields quote

[Mac_Attack]

Some guys strive to get 6 pack abs. I've tried and tried and all I end up with is a keg! Billy Mac

[Franco]

Words of Wisdom - The Buffalo Theory by Cliff Claven

March 31, 2008 by slearl

Well you see, Norm, it’s like this … a herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

[bradford]

Working is the curse of the drinking class.