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oh crap, i should have given you the "boy" method.
well in case anybody else is planning on impregnating their wife and wants to guarantee a boy here's what you do. take a good pair of shoes, the ones you got married in or your work shoes. put them under her side of the bed, toes facing out. worked twice for me. i have two boys. this was passed to me from an old hatian voodoo woman.
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dont scoff.
voodoo is very powerful. jackasses.
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CY I have two boys and I didn't know my shoes were under the bed! Congrats to you and your Mrs. Life will be different for you two, you will enjoy it, we do. Billy Mac
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Does this mean no more WET threads from you, cause I noticed you have been slacking lately, tried to spark you and Ferm a few days ago to no avail.
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billy mac, it sound like yer scoffing.
dont you know how powerful voodoo is? what the hells wrong with you? stop scoffing.
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hammer aint. stinkpot aint. sawdust aint. rainbow aint. maco sure as sh!t aint. randle? ha ha ha. |
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only thing better then kids is grandkids
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I not scoffing. I just did not know my shoes were that powerful, strong yes. Any voodoo we can use for fishing would ber appreciated. Billy Mac
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Oh yeah, cause when you are done spiling the chit outta them, you can give them back.
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Congrats on the baby!!! I'm not a person to give advise and when it comes to kids I'm even less qualified but here it goes. We have a 15 month daughter and when my wife got preg. a friend gave her the book "Baby Wise". I recommend that you get your wife this book for her to read and I highly recomend it as it has been a plessing to us. It really helps. I'll say that again "IT REALLY HELPS". Our daught has been sleeping through out the night sense she was around three months old and her friend had the same experience. I know people with children older than ours which cannot sleep thoughout the night. My wife puts her to bed around 8pm and she sleeps until around 7:30am and this has been the case sense she was around 4 to 5 months old (give or take a little time). I did not read the book but it has sure made my life (our Life) much easier. Ok, back to boating.
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Congrats!! I'm expecting my first at the end of September. Sounds like there are a few of us on the same path this year. Congrats to everybody!!!!!!!!!
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