True Nightmare

[throwback]

Anything is better than the guy who is there now

[parishht]

I just wish that all these candidates would anounce their
cabinets up front.
That way we could see who is buttering their bread.

I think that would sway people alot.

[cterrebonne]

im not a huge fan of the pres either but when somone says that it cant be any worse than the one we have now. can someone be state reasons?

[rhahn427]

Originally Posted by cterrebonne

im not a huge fan of the pres either but when somone says that it cant be any worse than the one we have now. can someone be state reasons?

How many would you like ...........

[cterrebonne]

Originally Posted by rhahn427

How many would you like ...........

which you feel are the biggest?

[tsubaki]

i lub u guys

[Mac_Attack]

Bill Clinton dies and goes to Heaven (yes Heaven)

Saint Peter meets him at the gate and tells him he has a choice of either Heaven or Hell

Bill asks if he can see what both are like before he makes his decision.
Peter says why sure which one would you like to visit first?

Bill chooses Hell!

Down the elevator they go, when the door opens the scene is much like Agusta National. All his congressional buddys are there smiling with drinks in their hands. He even meets the devil who asks him if he'd like to play 9 holes. Bill looks at Peter who nods his approval. At the ninth green Peter meets Bills and says its time to visit heaven.

Up they go when the door opens they are in the sky. People sitting on clouds, a harpist is playing. Peter asks where would you like to spend eternity. Bills chooses Hell.

Down he goes this time when the door opens he is greeted by the devil in a firery hole all his friends are there in pain and agony. Bill says this isn't where I visited before!

His friends and Satan answer all together Oh that! We were just campaigning!!

Billy Mac

[bigshrimpin]

Originally Posted by cterrebonne

im not a huge fan of the pres either but when somone says that it cant be any worse than the one we have now. can someone be state reasons?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Z1tevub9I

[macojoe]

My bet is the LAST person who wants Hillary to be President is Bill. Seriously, do you think he wants the Secret Service keeping tabs on him 24/7 for 4 years and reporting to his wife?

He has the secret service everyday for the rest of his life no matter what!! The only prez that has not had a detail after was Nixon, he hired his own security after he was done.

No worries, your next prez is McCain any way, and he will only serve one trim!! If he can live that long?

[valiant_200]

If you really think that is true, we should probably pay very close attention to who he chooses as a running mate. We have already learned what can happen when we disregard it, as happened with the current lot.