Todays Joke...

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And another...



> A Bug ...
> A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable
> infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the> man's penis
> off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind
> the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was
> chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their
> car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter
> asked her father,< BR>> "Daddy, what the heck was that?'
> Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual
> at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."
> The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said,
> "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"