Things a southern boy wont say

[turbinedoctor]

A northeners house at the bottom of the hill is on fire and a truck load of hillbillys comes rushing down the hill and drives right into the middle of the house. Everybody jumps out and starts stomping, kicking and swatting there hats and puts out the fire. The northener thanks them and gives them a $500 reward for saving the house, then asks what they are going to do with all that money. The father hillbilly replies, "The first thing I'm going to do is fix the brakes on that dad burn truck".