Gone Fishin

[TheTinMan]

An old man takes his grandson fishing on afternoon. After 15 minutes of fishing,ol grandpa takes out his flask of wiskey and starts drinking. His grandson ask's,"Can I have some Grandpa?
"Can your d-ick touch your a$$?" he replies.

"No"

"Then you're not old enought,sit down"

Another 15 minutes pass and grandpa takes out his Camel and starts to puff away. His grandson ask's "Can I have some of that gramps?"

"Can your d-ick touch your a$$?"

"No"

"Then you're not old enought,sit down."

Feeling bad the little boy sits down and starts to eat some chocolate chip cookies that he brought along.Grandpa sees these cookies and ask's,"Can I have a cookie?"

"Can your d-ick touch your a$$?"

"Yeah"

"Then go f-uck yourself cause grandma made these for me."