Atlanta Airport

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Atlanta Airport


You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911, you are cleared to land eastbound on Runway 9R."



Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's Runway 9R. Allah be Praised."



Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711, you are cleared to land westbound on Runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's Runway 9R. Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."


Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us, y'a hear?"