Redneck deer story of the day

[Stinky_Hooker]

True story:

Today one of my workers was out front on the golf cart picking up trash as he does every morning. He comes back and tells me that since we got here (about 30 minutes prior) someone has hit and killed a spotted fawn out front.


He tells me it aint breathin, but its still warm. :D



I think wow fresh backstraps...and tender too :o


So, Im on my way up the driveway in the golf cart with skinning knife in hand all giddy with excitement. I cant wait to get that stuff on the grill or dribble some gravy over it. :D

Well I get there and and the deer is GONE. :o


There are tire tracks on the side of the road right where he was laying.... :o


Someone beat me to my roadkill.... :P



Only in Bama. ;D