North Carolina Boys

[reelapeelin]

Originally Posted by Blue_Runner

First and foremost we gotta teach him how to talk. Gonna have to SLOOOOOOW IT DOOOOWN, use the word "ain't" in at least every other sentence and find good uses for words like "reckon" and "yonder".

Here is your first lesson:

"Well fellers, the fish ain't a bitin rite here. I reckon we should try over yonder."

Close, BR..."stripers ain't a bitin' heyur...drop suma them sodie-crackers offun tha boat...that feller ova yunder'll thank they's schoolin' heyur an we'll go feesh HIS hole"......an that's "stripers" w/a LONG "i"...