Anybody see Phelps GF?

[RonL]

Originally Posted by Destroyer

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife;
So from my personal point of view, get an ugly woman to marry you".

That may be true, but what if I just want her as a girlfriend?

I'm too timid and shy to sing the whole song here

Girlfriends are good, but pale in comparison to a good wife that loves you and overlooks your stupid. (I'm referring to myself here)