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Subject: Who Does the Work???...........

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work! for state and
city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

sitting on your butt,

at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.
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Subject: Who Does the Work???...........

The population of this country is 300 million.

160 million are retired.

That leaves 140 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school.

Which leaves 55 million to do the work.

Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.

Leaving 15 million to do the work.

2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.

Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work! for state and
city governments.

And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And there you are,

sitting on your butt,

at your computer, reading jokes.

Nice. Real nice.
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thats a classic
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Im at work and reading this. If you don't mind would you take out the trash, it's starting to overflow.
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Im at work and reading this. If you don't mind would you take out the trash, it's starting to overflow.
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BE GLAD TO TURBINE BUT IT MUST BE SOMEONE ELSE WORKING BECAUSE I DON'T WORK (UNLESS I HAVE TOO).
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BE GLAD TO TURBINE BUT IT MUST BE SOMEONE ELSE WORKING BECAUSE I DON'T WORK (UNLESS I HAVE TOO).
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