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I thought this was a great Joke
This guy dies and goes o heaven, when he arrives he meets St. Peter at the gate and notices a wall of clocks?
He says to St. Peter whats with all the clocks?? St. Peter says everyone on earth has one and it tells God how many times someone has lied in there life, by moving each time they lie. Oh says the guy , who's clock is that?? St. Peter says thats Mother Teresa's and it has never moved! Incredible says the man. This is Abraham Lincoln's clock and it has only moved twice! Where is Obama's clock? Thats in Gods office he is using it as a ceiling Fan!!!!
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10-06-2013, 11:28 PM
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LOL I agree...funny as hell. If only it weren't so damn true it would be even funnier.
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God) Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless.
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10-07-2013, 02:57 PM
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Another St Peter....
Guy dies and is standing at the pearly gates when St Peter asks, "What good have you done with your life that I should let you in?" "Well," said the man, "I once pulled off the road to save a woman gettin beatin within an inch of her life by a gang of bikers." St Peter replies, "What an admirable act! When did this happen?" Man replies, "Oh, about 20 minutes ago....."
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