Holy Mackeral

[parishht]

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when
they came upon a cave. *Written on the wall of the cave
were the following symbols in order of appearance.

1. *A dog
2. *A donkey
3. *A shovel
4. *A fish
5. *A Star of David

They decided that this was a unique find and the writings
were at least more than three thousand years old. *They
chopped out the piece of stone and had it brought to the
museum where archaeologists from all *over the world came
to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to
discuss what they could agree was the meaning of the
markings. *The President of their Society stood up, pointed
at the first drawing and said,

"This looks like a dog. *We can judge that this was a highly
intelligent race as they knew how to have animals for
companionship. To prove this statement you, can see that
the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were even
smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. *The
next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means
they even had tools to help them. *Even further proof of their
high intelligence is the fish, which means that they had a
famine that hit the earth whereby the food didn't grow, they
would take to the sea for food. *The last symbol appears to be
the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews."

The audience applauded enthusiastically, the President smiled
and said, "I'm glad to see that you are all in full agreement with
our interpretations."

Suddenly a little old ***ish man stood up in the back of the
room and said, "I object to every word. The explanation of
what the writings say is quite simple. First of all, everyone knows
that Hebrews don't read from *left to *right, but from right to left...
Now, look again..... It *now says:

"HOLY MACKEREL, DIG THE A$$ ON THAT BIaTCH!"

[C YENSEN]

lol :D :D

[msbhammer]

LOL. ;D

[twistedparrot]

lmao

[Sean]

;D