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Something that will change my life
Theres comes a time every decade or so that something is born. Something like nothing before. Something that will revolutionize the way men and women with severe IBS spend their time outdoors! Brothers and sisters..that time is now.
Ever wish you hadnt had that mexican the night before climbing a tree or jumping onboard the boat for a day of fishing? Ever wish you had remembered your pepto or Immodium? Ever just wish in the middle of a day of fishing or chasing critters in the woods you could just feel "fresh" again and rinse away that severe case of swamp azz? May I introduce you to my latest creation that shall accompany me in the woods and waterways from here on out. My new best friend: "The Porta Pooper Portable Bidet" "Strong enough for a man, but gentle enough for the ladies"  Ingredients: -One qt garden sprayer -Some heated and bent tubing -An overwhelming desire to be clean *All rights reserved, patent pending* Place your orders now! 
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Really, who ISNT better looking than Charlie? 
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02-07-2012, 02:57 PM
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Can't say that one of those wouldnt be handy every once in a while!....but there is still something really wrong with you.
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02-07-2012, 02:59 PM
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You know Stink, you just aint right man. I was expecting to here about a redneck vascectomy or something.
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2011 SUNDANCE B20CCR SKIFF, 2011 YAMAHA 90HP 4 STROKE, 2011 KARAVAN SINGLE AXLE ALUMINUM TRAILER, LOWRANCE ELITE-7 HDI, MINN KOTA RIPTIDE TROLLING MOTOR 2000CC HYDRA-SPORT 225+HP EVINRUDE SOLD  AND THE PINK JEEP!!!! R.I.P. http://www.wellcraftv20.com/communit...ad.php?t=11664 
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02-07-2012, 03:08 PM
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Isnt this much better?
I also think I should make a holster for the side to hold this:  
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Really, who ISNT better looking than Charlie?
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02-07-2012, 03:24 PM
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 Some topics are just better left untouched.........
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1987 V20 w/1987 150HP Yamaha on a Shoreland'r Trailer 1978 16.5 Airslot w/1996 120HP Force on a Four Winns trailer 1996 V21 w/1993 200HP Mercury on a Shoreline Trailer All towed by a 5.7L Hemi Durango. If God didn't have a purpose for us we wouldn't be here, so Live simply, Love generously, Care deeply, Speak kindly. (Leave the rest to God)  Silence, in the face of evil, is itself evil. Not to speak is to speak, not to act is to act. God will not hold us guiltless.
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02-07-2012, 03:44 PM
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I's gots to remember that thing Stink. Great idea!!
 The water bottle with a hole in the cap just ain't been real reliable. That'll do the trick! Any easy ideas for warming the bidet fluid short of the propane stove?
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02-07-2012, 03:52 PM
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just reading this thread changed my life a little bit.. rkc
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Sorry to say that I no longer have a 1984 V20 :(
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02-07-2012, 03:47 PM
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And there I was thinkin a spray bottle to rinse the pee off a gunwale called "Piss-OFF!!" was too racy...
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'74 V-20/ BF 150 '95 V-21/ BF 150 '84 V-20/ 200 2.4 Merc '87 V-20/'18 F150 Yamaha 
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02-07-2012, 03:50 PM
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Uhhhhhh...................... ok
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