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Christmas Cookies
During this time of year, with all the holiday cheer, I figured I’d pass along a recipe from my home to yours…
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and all that good stuff…enjoy! Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup or brown sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher. Cherry Mistmas !
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12-05-2008, 10:58 PM
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Good one!
And one that I can forward to my wife at that! I think that makes a total of three wife safe jokes from v20.com so far this year.
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12-06-2008, 01:37 PM
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Excellent recipe, I have tried a similar one with Dewar's. I come out great and cooked.
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12-06-2008, 04:34 PM
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You should try my Bourbon Cookies, similar recipe, similar results.
Very good Tsubaki 
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12-07-2008, 12:04 AM
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You forgot tear off your clothes, walk outside, and take a leak off the front porch.
 
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