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Christmas Cookies

During this time of year, with all the holiday cheer, I figured I’d pass along a recipe from my home to yours…

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and all that good stuff…enjoy!

Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup or brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl,
check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality,
pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point
it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another
cup just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup
of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry
it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves
a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall
over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
Cherry Mistmas !

Thats great!!!

But ask CB, I talk like that already!! LOL

Good one!

And one that I can forward to my wife at that! I think that makes a total of three wife safe jokes from v20.com so far this year.

Excellent recipe, I have tried a similar one with Dewar's. I come out great and cooked.

You should try my Bourbon Cookies, similar recipe, similar results.
Very good Tsubaki:clap:

You forgot tear off your clothes, walk outside, and take a leak off the front porch.
:sun::beer:

It's tequila Bradford, so it's "You forgot tear off your clothes, walk outside, and" trip over kids toys and old boat parts walk back to the door open it and take a leak through the threshold and onto your kitchen floor.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJBroc (Post 132709)

My bad.

Oh god,,,I peed a little!

Is that you Jo'?
You coulda saved me five bucks last night!
Thanks alot!
:cen: