Todays Joke...

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A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish".

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify Me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

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And another...



> A Bug ...
> A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable
> infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the> man's penis
> off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window. Driving behind
> the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter. The little girl was
> chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their
> car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off. Surprised, the daughter
> asked her father,< BR>> "Daddy, what the heck was that?'
> Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual
> at such a young age, the father replied, "It....it was only a bug, Honey."
> The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said,
> "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

[willy]

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[macojoe]

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[reelapeelin]

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