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Unread 04-01-2009, 07:34 AM
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Anyone doing anything?

Ive installed several beef bullion cubes in the shower head for when the Mrs. gets home this afternoon.
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are you kidding? that is a great one......

I got the wife good last year...taking this year off.
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Nope, I aint kidding. Which reminds me, if yall dont see me for a little while someone come to south Alabama and untie me.
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Stinky, that is genius man!
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Default Here is one I did this morning.....
Stinky, that might go over like a turd in a punch bowl....but FUNNY though!

I sent this one to my dad and my wife....Chad is one of my best friends and his girlfriend just moved in with him...he he he he. It was a real article in the local paper but I changed the names to make it sound as if Chad hit his girlfriend with the bottle.
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Cory called me this morning and told me Chad and Lisa got into it last night and that something happened but didn't know exactly what.

I've been trying to call Chad all morning to find what happened but no answer...if I hear from him I will let you know. I hope Lisa is doing ok.

This is the story as it appears on today's edition of www.the-dispatch.com.

Man charged with hitting girlfriend with beer bottle


Published: Wednesday, April 1, 2009 at 12:50 p.m.

A Lexington man is charged with assault with a deadly weapon after Lexington Police report he knocked a woman out by hitting her with a beer bottle.

According to a police report, Chad ****, 35, of 315 (Chad's address)Road, was charged Tuesday with his live-in girlfriend on the head with a beer bottle, causing lacerations and unconsciousness.

**** (Chad's last name) was given a $10,000 secured bond and will appear in court May 20.
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Pretty good BR....what happened?

and Stinky....how did the bullion bath go?
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