Stupid hurricanes!!!!!

[Stinky_Hooker]

Stupid hurricane messed up my plans to go offshore tonight. Canes suck, they always hit on the weekend too. Im so sick of the weathermen too...they have NO idea where canes ever go either...they just guess. I have employed my own method for tracking. Fear not! My crack squad of highly meteorogically trained monkeys are busy at work throwing darts at a tracking chart. We currently have narrowed landfall down from somewhere between Little Rock, AK and a rural, unpopulated area in the mountains of North Carolina? Bad monkey! BAD!...